CYOA : The Adventures of Hero >_>

A : 2
B : 2
C : 0
D : 1

Tie-breaker! Now! >_>

D

b - the lawyer for disney secretly turns out to be..... Ramzann

A : 2
B : 3
C : 0
D : 2

I will update tomorrow...

umm r u goona update this?

>_> Sorry, I thought it was a tie-breaker.

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Tide : ...I'm a lawyer for Disney.
Hero : Ehhh...So what's with all the Nintendo things then?...
Tide : ...We "bought" the copyright for the Legend of Zelda series...they're now...

THE LEGEND OF MICKEY!

Hero : *jaw drop*
Tide : Yep, you get to meet up with a load of people from Disney, our latest game is 'The Legend of Mickey : Morning King'!
Hero : ...
Tide : It's just for the tiny price of £9001!
Hero : Seriously?
Tide : No, it's £30. (well, of course it isn't over 9000 pounds you idiot...)
Hero : Anyway, wanna join me?
Tide : *blank face*
Hero : On a quest?
Tide : *blank face*
Hero : You might find Sega on the way!
Tide : Sure! *£ in eyes*
Hero : Right then...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!
M.O.M : Ah yes, I do have super sonic shoes here for you, young hero.
Hero : Oh, cool. *grabs shoes*
Tide : *takes a breath* You-have-broken-Law-14-of-Act-3-Sub-section-67-in-the-Copyright-Act-of-1976-and-therefore-I-will-be-taking-those-shoes! *grabs shoes and runs off into distance*
Hero : ...Eh...wasn't he supposed to be a lawyer for Disney?
M.O.M : Shoo now.

A few hours later...

Hero : It sure is getting dark out here...*stares at stars*...takes me back...
M.O.M : Why are you still here?
Hero : Oh c***. *runs off*

A few more hours later...

Hero : *pants, huffs* It gets really...tiring...running...so...*collapses*
??? : Hmm, we've found one!
???-2 : Ah excellent question mark x3.
??? : Please, just call me Question.
???-2 : I wonder if he came over there...
??? : Most likely. If not, then why would he have these really rubbish gear?
???-2 : Of course Question. We'll just put him through that vigorous training course, then he'll be able to take 'em on!
Hero : I can still hear you you know, I just fell over.
???-2 : Oh dang. Question, knock him out!
??? : Of course. *swings bat at Hero's head*
Hero : I..did-dargh...do...
???-2 : Now let's go...

Where will these odd people go?

A : Shopping.
B : To the Batmobile!
C : To the evil lair!
D : Home.

B The Batmobile. Da da dala di da

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A : 1
B : 1
C : 0
D : 0

Get votin'!

To the Batmobile!

-Insert Batmobile transition here-

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A : 2
B : 2
C : 0
D : 0

srsly?

Ok, on a more srs note, TIE-BREEEEE-EAKER!!!!

Get voating guize.

About time it updated?

-looks at watch-

a

The vote is finally cast! We are to go shopping!

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??? : Shopping.
???-2 : You sure Question?
??? : Yep.

Later, at local drug store...

??? : Steroids, please.
Shopkeep : Will that be in cash?
??? : No, in human bodies. *throws Hero on to the counter*
Shopkeep : Of course. *walks off*
Hero : Arghifrazzlewhuzzdidodobahdeebadebadibadododeeearghe...
???-2 : ...
??? : Ditto.
???-2 : What're we gonna do? He's awoken and you left your baseball bat somewhere...
??? : Hmm...*strokes imaginary beard*
Hero : Ah! *unsheaths sword*
???-2 : Gah! You idiot, you should've taken away his equipment!
??? : Don't worry, I'll fight him.
Hero : Who are you? Why are you trying to sell me for drugs?
??? : I'm Question.
???-2 : And I'm Furious Anti-Hero Geezer.
Hero : And why?
F.A.G : Because we can and it's free.
Hero : ...Riii-iiight...
Tide : I believe someone here is a fag.
F.A.G : Yep, that's me.
Tide : And a question...
Question : *raises arm*
Tide : I'm sueing you for stealing traits of characters of Disney!
Hero : Ugh...thanks Tide.
Tide : What? I'm not helping you, if I get these guys, I'm gonna get a load of cash, they've got a £9001 bounty on their heads.
Shopkeep : So...you chased off mah customers, eh? *pulls out a shotgun*
Hero : RUUN!!!!!

*insert Batman transition scene*

Hero : Right. *pulls out map* We are...in...where are we?

*silence*

Hero : Dang that Tide, he left me again. So...the nearest town is...yes, of course...Right, I'm going to go to...

Where will Hero go?

Towns are listed in nearest to furthest.

A : Nostros, the village.
B : Andarta, the merchant town.
C : Terbus, the mercenary town.
D : Globion, the town with the Warrior's guild.

hehe, best part so far

like to see what you can pull out the bag with b

i vote b

*facepalm* Have you lost all hope in my CYOA?

So B won! (-_-)

Hero : Right, Andarta. I'll be able to pick up some stuff here and there. *puts map away and walks*

Half an hour later...

Hero : Hmm...*looks around and sees fields*...Where did I go wrong? Never mind that - *pulls out map* - according to the map, I should reach it in about...30 minutes? Right then.

Another half hour later...

Hero : Hmm...*looks around and sees fields*...Darn my terrible sense of direction. Where's Tide when you need him?
Tide : Yes?
Hero : *jumps* Whoa! You're actually here!
Tide : Yes, I am. So, you're trying to get to Andarta, eh?
Hero : *scrolls up and reads first few sentences* Yeah, I think so.
Tide : Oh, it's just round that big, conveniently placed billboard.
Hero : Ohhh..- wait, what? *looks at billboard*

-l ANDARTA, A STONE'S THROW AWAY >>> >>> >>> l-

Hero : ...
Tide : What's-a matter?
Hero : Nothing, I'm just expecting that you'd have some stupid excuse for helping me.
Tide : What? Of course not. Can't a friend help out another friend?
Hero : Yes...of cour-
Tide : *glances at the horizon* My copyright infringement sensors are tingling. Gotta go!
Hero : ...*walks off to billboard*

- Andarta -

Hero : *glances around and sees...a huge bustling city, with market stalls and merchants everywhere* How the heck could you have fitted this around a billboard?
??? : Don't question the Laws of Stories. *pokes Hero with a giant finger*
Hero : *facepalm*
Merchant1 : Hey there kiddo...I've got...*opens up suspicious trenchcoat*...plenty of pills to help you...
Cop : Hey! Stop!
Merchant1 : *closes trenchcoat* Ooh, snap. I'll see you around, kiddo.
Hero : Hmm...*scans the area*...*scrummages around for money*...hmm, that's quite a lot. *goes to a money exchange counter*

With 1500 Scrutins (Sc's) (£100), what will Hero do?

A : Go and chase after that suspicious merchant.
B : Buy some food.
C : Get some half-decent weapons.
D : Steal more money.