Can you defeat Arceus?

You eat 2 joy seeds. Level up! And again! HP +4!
Are u serious ;D


Charmander
Level 7
HP: 32/39
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 56/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 57

You use bite attack for 7 damage.
Holy Waffles

Charmander
Level 7
HP: 32/39
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 43/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 26

You use razor leaf attack for 8 damage. If you can’t use razor leaf, you do 4 damage instead
Actual Lol


Charmander
Level 7
HP: 32/39
Status:Sunny Day turn 5

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 39/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 22

You throw a blast seed at Arceus for 20 damage.
HOLY BEEP.

Charmander
Level 7
HP: 32/39
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 19/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 4

When you copy and paste, copy the number too...

4.)You eat a joy seed. Level up! HP +2! HAPPY OCEAN!?

Charmander
Level 8
HP: 34/41
Status:Sunny Day turn 5

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 19
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 49

YAH THATS EPIC

>_>

49.) You use bubble attack for 7 damage. If you can’t use bubble, you do 4 damage instead.
OMFG IM GNA WIN

Charmander
Level 8
HP: 34/41
Status:Sunny Day turn 5

Arceus
Level 30
HP:15
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 40

40.) You use psychic! But.............you don’t know psychic. Arceus laughs at your stupidity.
FAIL


Charmander
Level 8
HP: 34/41
Status:

Arceus
Level 30
HP:15
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 15

15.) You use vine whip attack for 6 damage. If you can’t use vine whip, you do 4 damage instead.


Charmander
Level 8
HP: 34/41
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP:11
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 32

32.) Arceus used dark pulse. 9 damage! You flinched. If you try to attack or use an item next turn, you will fail.


Charmander
Level 8
HP: 25/41
Status:Flinched

Arceus
Level 30
HP:11
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 50

50.) You eat a life seed. +3 HP and max HP. FAIL <


Charmander
Level 8
HP: 25/41
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP:11
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 46

46.) You use hyper beam! If you are an evolved pokemon, Arceus’s HP has been cut in half (round down). If you are a basic pokemon, you don’t know this move and have wasted a turn trying to learn it.


Charmander
Level 8
HP: 25/41
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP:11
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 16

16.) Arceus picked up a splash plate. Arceus is now the water type.
LOL good for u

Charmander
Level 8
HP: 25/41
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP:11/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 59

59.) You eat a joy seed. Level up! HP +2!
Lolwut

Charmander
Level 9
HP: 27/43
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP:11
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 42

42.) Arceus used rain dance. For the next 5 turns, all water moves do 3 more damage and all fire moves do 3 less damage.
-.-


Charmander
Level 9
HP: 27/43
Status:Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP:11
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 5

Rofl! Your damage for fire attacks is...

(x / 2) - 5

For those who don't get algebra, that's the damage, halve it, take away 5.

And for normal attacks, it's take away 2. o_0

05.) Arceus used will-o-wisp. You are now burned. Your attacks do 2 less damage and you take 2 damage per turn for the next 4 turns.


Charmander
Level 9
HP: 25/43
Status:Will o wisped?
Arceus
Level 30
HP:11
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 37

37.) You use bite attack for 7 damage. Arceus flinched. If it tries to attack or use an item next turn, it will fail.


Charmander
Level 9
HP: 23/43
Status:Will o wisped?
Arceus
Level 30
HP:6
Status: Flinched

Random number (0,59) : 11

44.) Arceus used recover. Arceus is fully healed!

Fail.

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 29/35
Status: Sunny Day Turn 4, Toxic Turn 2

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 56

56.) Arceus picked up a zap plate. Arceus is now the electric type.

Like that's gonna do anything. >:3

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 26/35
Status: Sunny Day Turn 5, Toxic Turn 3

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Electric.

Random number (0,59) : 42

42.) Arceus used rain dance. For the next 5 turns, all water moves do 3 more damage and all fire moves do 3 less damage.

Sunny Day then Rain Dance? >_>

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 23/35
Status: Rain Dance Turn 1, Toxic Turn 4

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Electric.

Random number (0,59) : 36

36.) Arceus used water pulse! 8 damage! If Arceus is holding a splash plate, 12 damage! You are now confused and attack you use in the next 3 turns hits you instead.

Er...

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 1/35
Status: Rain Dance Turn 2, Toxic Turn 5, Confused Turn 1

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Electric.

Random number (0,59) : 54

54.) Arceus used rest. Arceus is fully healed. Arceus is now asleep. Arceus cannot use items or attack for the next 3 turns.

Chimchar
Level 5
HP:-2/35
Status: Rain Dance Turn 3, Toxic Turn 6, Confused Turn 2

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Electric, Sleep Turn 1

CONSARN IT!

Try again w/ Piplup.

Piplup
Level 5
HP:35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 40