Can you defeat Arceus?

This is one of the funnest games ever, but you can only do one person at a time. this is based on Pokemon, so I hope you know a bit about it.

YOU CAN POST NOW!

Tutorial/Explanation

(IS NOW A DUMMY'S GUIDE DUE TO COMPLICATIONS)

1) First, choose a pokemon.
All grass pokemon know grass type moves, all water pokemon know grass type moves, etc.
All types know Bite and Hyper Beam (explained later) -

Charmander
Bulbasaur
Squirtle
Cyndaquil
Chikorita
Totodile
Torchic
Treecko
Mudkip
Chimchar
Turtwig
Piplup

Obviously, each colour means it's either Fire, Grass or Water.

Weaknesses (as in, a certain element does double damage to another) do apply here.
Double the damage will apply (e.g, 4 damage becomes 8 damage).

Water beats Fire.
Fire beats Grass.
Grass beats Water.
Electric beats Water.
Flying beats Grass.

The same applies for the other type of weaknesses (as in, a certain element does half damage to another) -
Half the damage will apply (e.g, 4 damage will become 2 damage).

Fire is weak to Water.
Water is weak to Grass.
Grass is weak to Fire.
Water is weak to Electric.
Grass is weak to Flying.

Now all other types will just do the damage listed.

Fire is neutral to Electric.
Fire is neutral to Flying.
Water is neutral to Flying.
Grass is neutral to Electric.

Here are the exceptions -

- Dark type moves are neutral to all types and have no weaknesses.
- Normal type moves are neutral to all types and have no weaknesses.

- Once your Pokemon levels up, they get +2 HP and Max HP.
- Once they level up to lvl 16 and 36, they evolve.
- Their first evolution gives them double damage and the ability to do Hyper Beam.
- Their second and final evolution gives them triple damage.

If Arceus picks up a plate while he's holding another one, he drops the old one.

IMPORTANT: You will start off at level 5 with 35 HP.

Here\'s the Hall of Fame, for those who defeated Arceus! I will be regularly checking the topic to make sure I don't miss anyone. By the way, you can add a little comment too.

The Hall of Fame

1. I defeated Arceus!!!! Wooo I knew Cyndaquil would win! -Owner Will-

2. Grafix Admin Matt. LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!

So far, you've all won the cheap way *cough*Yu-Gi-Oh*cough*. Umm Ocean, I got him down to 9 hp

Awards

Longest Game (and lost) : Admin Ocean (35 posts).
Quickest Game (and lost) : -
Longest Game (and won) : -
Quickest Game (and won) : -
Most Consecutive Fails : Admin Ocean (4 Hyper Beams in one game w/ basic Pokemon)

By long and quick, I mean really long and really quick, quick as in 4 posts quick.

Ok, now everytime you post it should look like this -

(Your pokemon)
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

[rrand]0,59[/rrand] You can copy and paste this part too, just remember to take off the extra 'r'.
Now once you've made your post, look at the number you got and compare it to my table. (scroll below list for more info)

00.) You throw a sleep seed at Arceus. Arceus is now asleep. Arceus cannot attack or use items for the next 4 turns.
01.) Arceus used strength. 10 damage! If Arceus isn’t holding a plate, 15 damage!
02.) Arceus picked up a zap plate. Arceus is now the electric type.
03.) You eat a joy seed. Level up! HP +2!
04.) You used tackle attack for 4 damage.
05.) Arceus used will-o-wisp. You are now burned. Your attacks do 2 less damage and you take 2 damage per turn for the next 4 turns.
06.) Arceus picked up a sky plate. Arceus is now the flying type.
07.) You use ember attack for 7 damage. If you can’t use ember, you do 4 damage instead.
08.) You eat an oran berry. You are fully healed.
09.) Arceus threw a blast seed at you. 20 damage!
10.) Arceus threw its plate at you like a frisbee. OUCH! You take 9 damage and Arceus is now the normal type again. If Arceus isn’t holding a plate, nothing happens.
11.) You throw a warp seed at Arceus. He is warped into an episode of Yu-Gi-Oh, where he ceases to exist. YOU WIN!
12.) Arceus used shock wave! 8 damage! If Arceus is holding a zap plate, 12 damage!
13.) Arceus found a revive seed. If Arceus loses, he comes back at full health.
14.) You eat 2 joy seeds. Level up! And again! HP +4!
15.) You use vine whip attack for 6 damage. If you can’t use vine whip, you do 4 damage instead.
16.) Arceus picked up a splash plate. Arceus is now the water type.
17.) You find a revive seed. If you lose, you may come back at full health.
18.) You throw a warp seed at Arceus. He warps on top of you and squishes you! EPIC PH41L!!!!1! (p.s. you lose)
19.) You use water gun attack for 7 damage. If you can’t use water gun, you do 4 damage.
20.) You eat a life seed. +3 HP and max HP.
21.) Arceus picked up a sky plate. Arceus is now the flying type.
22.) You throw a blast seed at Arceus for 20 damage.
23.) Arceus used aerial ace! 8 damage! If Arceus is holding a sky plate, 12 damage!
24.) Arceus used sunny day. For the next 5 turns, all water moves do 3 less damage and all fire moves do 3 more damage.
25.) You eat 2 joy seeds. Level up! And again! HP +4!
26.) You use razor leaf attack for 8 damage. If you can’t use razor leaf, you do 4 damage instead.
27.) Arceus picked up a splash plate. Arceus is now the water type.
28.) Arceus used hyper beam! 20 damage! If Arceus isn’t holding a plate, 30 damage!
29.) Arceus found a heal seed. Arceus will be instantly healed from the next status ailment it receives.
30.) You use ember attack for 7 damage. Arceus is now burned! Its attacks do 5 less damage and it takes 2 damage per turn for the next 4 turns. If you can’t use ember, you do 4 damage instead.
31.) Arceus used toxic! You are now poisoned. You take 3 damage per turn for the next 8 turns.
32.) Arceus used dark pulse. 9 damage! You flinched. If you try to attack or use an item next turn, you will fail.
33.) You eat 3 joy seed. Level up! And again! Once more! HP +6!
34.) You use hyper beam! If you are an evolved pokemon, Arceus’s HP has been cut in half (round down). If you are a basic pokemon, you don’t know this move and have wasted a turn trying to learn it.
35.) You eat a life seed. +3 HP and max HP.
36.) Arceus used water pulse! 8 damage! If Arceus is holding a splash plate, 12 damage! You are now confused and attack you use in the next 3 turns hits you instead.
37.) You use bite attack for 7 damage. Arceus flinched. If it tries to attack or use an item next turn, it will fail.
38.) Arceus found a life seed. It’s HP and max HP went up by 3!
39.) You throw a stun seed at Arceus. It cannot attack or use items for the next 3 turns.
40.) You use psychic! But.............you don’t know psychic. Arceus laughs at your stupidity.
41.) OH NOES! Arceus used judgment! It thinks you have been a bad little pokemon and condemns you to poke-hell! You lose!
42.) Arceus used rain dance. For the next 5 turns, all water moves do 3 more damage and all fire moves do 3 less damage.
43.) Arceus threw its plate at you like a frisbee. OUCH! You take 9 damage and Arceus is now the normal type again. If Arceus isn’t holding a plate, nothing happens.
44.) Arceus used recover. Arceus is fully healed!
45.) Arceus used strength. 10 damage! If Arceus isn’t holding a plate, 15 damage!
46.) You use hyper beam! If you are an evolved pokemon, Arceus’s HP has been cut in half (round down). If you are a basic pokemon, you don’t know this move and have wasted a turn trying to learn it.
47.) You find a sack of joy seeds. Level up until you evolve! However, your HP remains the same.
48.) Arceus threw a stun seed at you. You cannot attack or use items for the next 5 turns.
49.) You use bubble attack for 7 damage. If you can’t use bubble, you do 4 damage instead.
50.) You eat a life seed. +3 HP and max HP.
51.) Arceus used seismic toss! You take damage equal to 30 minus your level. If your level is higher then 30, Arceus strains its back trying to lift you and takes damage equal to your level minus 30.
52.) You used scratch attack. Critical hit! 8 damage.
53.) Arceus used cosmic power. For the next 3 turns, your attacks do 2 less damage.
54.) Arceus used rest. Arceus is fully healed. Arceus is now asleep. Arceus cannot use items or attack for the next 3 turns.
55.) You found a heal seed. You will be instantly healed from the next status ailment you receive.
56.) Arceus picked up a zap plate. Arceus is now the electric type.
57.) You use bite attack for 7 damage.
58.) Arceus threw a sleep seed at you. You are now asleep. You cannot attack or use items for the next 5 turns.
59.) You eat a joy seed. Level up! HP +2!

So if my number was 32), then I would copy and paste my thing and it would look like this -

Example wrote:32.) Arceus used dark pulse. 9 damage! You flinched. If you try to attack or use an item next turn, you will fail.

Chikorita
Level 5
HP: 26/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 44

Yes, I know it's not 32), but I'm not gonna just wait until I get 32).

Remember to copy and paste the thing I showed you earlier! Now I'll show you an example of how it happens.

Right I chose Chimchar. ^^

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 43

43.) Arceus threw its plate at you like a frisbee. OUCH! You take 9 damage and Arceus is now the normal type again. If Arceus isn’t holding a plate, nothing happens.

Thank God for that! (lol, Arceus is Pokemon God)

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 28

28.) Arceus used hyper beam! 20 damage! If Arceus isn’t holding a plate, 30 damage!

Oh snap.

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 5/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 19

19.) You use water gun attack for 7 damage. If you can’t use water gun, you do 4 damage.

That's pathetic. T_T

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 5/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 56/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 59

59.) You eat a joy seed. Level up! HP +2!

Wewt.

Chimchar
Level 6
HP: 7/37
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 56/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 1

01.) Arceus used strength. 10 damage! If Arceus isn’t holding a plate, 15 damage!

Ugh.

Chimchar
Level 6
HP: -8/37
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 56/60
Status: Normal

Now you get the idea, have a go!

ok...very useful for pokemon players:D

It's a forum game, not a guide...

You do what I showed you...

-_-

i dont understand to complicated^^

I'll do it again. -_-

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 40

40.) You use psychic! But.............you don’t know psychic. Arceus laughs at your stupidity.

Oh great. T_T

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 52

52.) You used scratch attack. Critical hit! 8 damage.

Hah! Who's laughing now?

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 52/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 34

34.) You use hyper beam! If you are an evolved pokemon, Arceus’s HP has been cut in half (round down). If you are a basic pokemon, you don’t know this move and have wasted a turn trying to learn it.

...Fudge.

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 52/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 57

57.) You use bite attack for 7 damage.

No comment...

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 45/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 53

53.) Arceus used cosmic power. For the next 3 turns, your attacks do 2 less damage.

Argh, yer' -

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 45/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 44

44.) Arceus used recover. Arceus is fully healed!



Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Cosmic Power 2nd turn.

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 45/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 50

50.) You eat a life seed. +3 HP and max HP.

Yaaay.

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 38/38
Status: Cosmic Power last turn.

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 45/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 15

15.) You use vine whip attack for 6 damage. If you can’t use vine whip, you do 4 damage instead.

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 38/38
Status: Normal.

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 41/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 41

41.) OH NOES! Arceus used judgment! It thinks you have been a bad little pokemon and condemns you to poke-hell! You lose!

Chimchar
Level 5
HP: 38/38
Status: CONDEMNED!

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 41/60
Status: Normal

-_-

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Can I defeat Arceus?









No

I choose you Cyndaquil! (Lol fail)

Cyndaquil
Level 5
HP: 35/35
Status: Normal

Arceus
Level 30
HP: 60/60
Status: Normal

Random number (0,59) : 43